Tuesday, June 26

Maybe his middle name should have been "the Donald" and not just Donald

A couple weeks ago Judah and I were hanging out at Atwood sales, buying a bag of cement (and oh my gosh, Ladies, if you want to see good customer service, go to Atwood sales without a man: the workers will FLOCK to help you). Anyway. We went inside to pay, and the cashier held out my change to me: a couple of quarters and a penny. Judah intercepted it with an exuberent cry:
"I LOVE monies!"
The cashier laughed and said, "Yeah, me too, Buddy."

Thursday, June 21

An Allican

So i'm giving our 3-year-old a tub tonight, with a ton of bubbles. She pulls about 5 pounds of toys out of the basket splashing into the tub. Suddenly she starts throwing the toys to the opposite end of the tub and says 'Oh no!' I curously ask 'What!?' 'The toys have to get away from the Allican!!' like i'm supposed to know what in the world that is. 'An Allican?! What's an Allican?!' 'It's the diving tube!' (an 8" pool diving toy). 'Really...is it a cousin of the alligator?' 'No,' she protests, again like i'm supposed to know all this, 'it's a cousin to toys!'

Tuesday, June 5

Will you marry me?

We were visiting a friend who has a 4 year old daughter named Abby. Abby and my 4 year old son, Andrew, love to play house together. So as we are walking in the door Abby says to Andrew "come on husband lets go play" Andrew replys "I am not your husband" so Abby turns to him and says "fine then I will marry myself!"

A little to much education!

Tonight at dinner we where discussing adoption with our children. We were talking about a women that we know that is going to put her unborn twins up for adoption. She would like them to go to a family that is not able to have children. I said to my husband that we should let some friends of ours, we will call them Mr. & Mrs. Smith to protect their identity, know about her since they are unable to have children of their own. Our 10 year old son says straight faced "why can't Mr. Smith get the sperm up in Mrs. Smith". Times like these it is so hard not to bust out laughing.